A WITCHY PAGAN BLOG

A burnout millennial witch’s easy, self-care, witchcraft blog

Hey there, I’m Chrysalis Arden, your friendly neighborhood burnout millennial witch who’s been on this wild Pagan journey for over 25 years. If you’re looking for some mystical wisdom, light-hearted guidance, or maybe just someone to commiserate with while we try to balance our spiritual paths and keep the lights on, you’re in the right place.

A little about me: I’ve been practicing Paganism since I was a teenager (thanks, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), and I’m still figuring it all out. My spiritual journey has been anything but linear—think more “scenic detour” than “fast track to enlightenment.” Like you, I’ve got bills to pay, distractions to fight off, and a brain that doesn’t always cooperate (thanks, ADD). But that’s part of the magic, right? Figuring it out as we go.

Here, I’m sharing what I’ve learned (and am still learning) about Paganism, Wicca, spirituality, and all the witchy things, without the fluff or unrealistic expectations. Whether you’re just starting your path or you’ve been around the circle a few times, I’m here to offer advice, encouragement, and the occasional snarky comment to remind you that it’s okay if you don’t have it all figured out.

Join me on this ride, where we balance rituals with reality, magic with everyday chaos, and try to make the world (and our bank accounts) a little brighter.

Blessed Be and don’t forget to pay your internet bill. 🌙

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Frequently Asked Questions

What is witchcraft?

Witchcraft is a practice that involves harnessing natural energies and using them to manifest desires and create positive change.

What are some self-care tips

Some self-care tips for witches include taking time for yourself, practicing meditation, and connecting with nature.

How can I incorporate

You can incorporate cartoon cats into your witchcraft practice by using cat-themed

What are some 90s references in

Some 90s references in witchcraft include using crystals for healing, practicing tarot readings, and embracing the grunge

What is your favorite witchy

My favorite witchy tool is my cauldron. It’s perfect for brewing potions and casting spells.

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